BORED
when your so bored you sit and drink water through a straw for fun….
its just because im ‘hot’
abcdefghijklmnopqrsuvwxyz!
Im So Bored
Original i know…
i want sam!
IN A NON SEXUAL WAY
no offence spam;)
Sunday nights in the dennison house…
haha!
so on sunday night my dad was cooking sunday lunch!
and he dicided to have a glass of wine like usual…he ended up having a whole bottle of wine!
he was dancing around the kitchen to best rock songs of all time (CD)
and then he runs into the garden in the freezing night! and decides to jump on the trampolene! showing off he does multiple back flips! did i mention he is 50 in a month!!!!!! and lets just say by the end of the night he payed me £3 to eat a piece of brockely that i was going to eat anyway and then tried to shove 4 yorkshire puddings in his mouth although i have to admit i did try that…:’)
i do love my dad!
Call me maybe?
Hey I just met you
And this Is lazy
But theirs the kitchen
So sandwich maybe?
Hey I just fucked you
And this is crazy
We didn’t use a condom
So here’s your baby!
So much better than the original!!
MRI
just got a message on the phone…
im off for a mri scan:/
i dont even know why..
